6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
If your kitty’s life is lacking excitement, you can buy him an Indiana Jones-inspired cat bridge. Source
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
Don’t leak nudes
Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN
"all girls dress the same"
I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies.
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
what if death is just level 2