Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
I will cry when she dies.
She won’t die. We’ll do all those sacrifices and shit.
cool it comes with a free refill
How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??
FUCKING THANK YOU
imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious
update: I banged him
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
i hit 1.5 million pageviews but like at least a 1 million of those are just me admiring my own blog