a-tardis-at-downton:

annabatesinamaidsoutfit:

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

I will cry when she dies.

She won’t die. We’ll do all those sacrifices and shit.


thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU



hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk



finchel5gleek:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Literally crying


gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already


the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him


validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

image


poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post



joshpeck:

i hit 1.5 million pageviews but like at least a 1 million of those are just me admiring my own blog


joshpeck:

wasiangod:

rebel wilson