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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site



mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar:
Newest tattoo!
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.
Deserves every note.
I cried and then I reblogged
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Kitten has its first sip of water